Monday, April 17, 2006
yesterday went out to have seafood with mother ang's cousin frm Hongkong & aome other ppl who i dont even KNOW. -_-" we went to geylang. it was an eye-opener! i saw some! it was rather interesting. some were standing at the side of the roads, waiting to pick guys up, some were waiting at tables, waiting for guys to pick them up, & some simply sat out the shops--or brothels-- on chairs. &, sorry to say, some of them didnt have good figures OR looks.
i saw 3 sex shops.
ANYWAY. went to this placer called No Signboard Seafood. ate & ate like pigs. there was lobsters, crabs, clams, prawns (fried with sweet oats, my favourite), fish (i like fish. it was yummy!)... somewhere in between there was a big plate of noodles too. then for dessert there was longan with some sour jelly thing & father ang bought durians (ew.). father ang also specially ordered a rock oyster for mother ang. claudia ang the greedy girl wanted to eat half of it. but the rock oyster was bigger than the one in Bangkok. i knew what the disgusting taste was like, so i didnt want any. i dont understand how maxine ang could eat so many in Bangkok. she LIKES it. & then after that she had diahroea(sp??).
then when claudia ang bit into the oyster she gave this disgusted face like she wanted to puke & she gave the rest of the oyster back to mother ang.
the bill came up to S$650++++++!! i have nvr eaten such an expensive dinner.
then at our table there was this family (friends of the Hongkong cousins', i suppose) & they were freaking showing off their daughter's bloody O' level results! she had a bloody 7 A1s. yeah yeah very grat lah. father ang kept talking abt it, like he's expecting me to get 7 A1s or better. ptui. wait long long ah.
after dinner father ang sent me & claudia ang home first. i was DAMN niao ji so we went home & i rushed to the toilet, stepping over what i thought was some chewed cardboard that Junior left around. then just when i was reaching the toilet, claudia ang exclaimed, "IS THIS PEIPEI'S TONGUE?!?!!?"
WAH LAN!!! i rushed back & looked at it & there was a grain of rice on it. claudia ang was holding it like it wasnt some disgusting tongue. i couldnt care less, my bladder couldnt hold on any longer.
when i came out of the toilet i inspected the tongue. it DID look like peipei's tongue, & what's more, now peipei's tongue is no longer hanging out of her mouth.
OMG how can a tongue juz detach like that?! there wasnt even any blood or what, & peipei didnt even look like she was in pain!!! TONGUE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DETACHED, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE MOUTH!!!
even so, even if wanna drop also the whole tongue drop right. where got suddenly juz 1 part drop off one.
then later when peipei was eating, she spat out MORE tongue! me & claudia ang were staring at it, wondering whether we should pick it up cos it looked disgusting, since it was fresh out of her mouth. then Junior walked over oh-so-casually, picked the tongue up, chewed for a while, & swallowed it!!! OMG. after swallowing it he looked at us as if to say, "that solves the problem!"
.......
we were stunned for a second, then started freaking out. that Junior! he acted like he ate tongues every day man!!
now we are still waiting for another part of peipei's tongue to drop out. since her tongue is much shorter now, she has to stick her whole tongue out to lap up water & she cant eat properly. :(
i saw 3 sex shops.
ANYWAY. went to this placer called No Signboard Seafood. ate & ate like pigs. there was lobsters, crabs, clams, prawns (fried with sweet oats, my favourite), fish (i like fish. it was yummy!)... somewhere in between there was a big plate of noodles too. then for dessert there was longan with some sour jelly thing & father ang bought durians (ew.). father ang also specially ordered a rock oyster for mother ang. claudia ang the greedy girl wanted to eat half of it. but the rock oyster was bigger than the one in Bangkok. i knew what the disgusting taste was like, so i didnt want any. i dont understand how maxine ang could eat so many in Bangkok. she LIKES it. & then after that she had diahroea(sp??).
then when claudia ang bit into the oyster she gave this disgusted face like she wanted to puke & she gave the rest of the oyster back to mother ang.
the bill came up to S$650++++++!! i have nvr eaten such an expensive dinner.
then at our table there was this family (friends of the Hongkong cousins', i suppose) & they were freaking showing off their daughter's bloody O' level results! she had a bloody 7 A1s. yeah yeah very grat lah. father ang kept talking abt it, like he's expecting me to get 7 A1s or better. ptui. wait long long ah.
after dinner father ang sent me & claudia ang home first. i was DAMN niao ji so we went home & i rushed to the toilet, stepping over what i thought was some chewed cardboard that Junior left around. then just when i was reaching the toilet, claudia ang exclaimed, "IS THIS PEIPEI'S TONGUE?!?!!?"
WAH LAN!!! i rushed back & looked at it & there was a grain of rice on it. claudia ang was holding it like it wasnt some disgusting tongue. i couldnt care less, my bladder couldnt hold on any longer.
when i came out of the toilet i inspected the tongue. it DID look like peipei's tongue, & what's more, now peipei's tongue is no longer hanging out of her mouth.
OMG how can a tongue juz detach like that?! there wasnt even any blood or what, & peipei didnt even look like she was in pain!!! TONGUE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DETACHED, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE MOUTH!!!
even so, even if wanna drop also the whole tongue drop right. where got suddenly juz 1 part drop off one.
then later when peipei was eating, she spat out MORE tongue! me & claudia ang were staring at it, wondering whether we should pick it up cos it looked disgusting, since it was fresh out of her mouth. then Junior walked over oh-so-casually, picked the tongue up, chewed for a while, & swallowed it!!! OMG. after swallowing it he looked at us as if to say, "that solves the problem!"
.......
we were stunned for a second, then started freaking out. that Junior! he acted like he ate tongues every day man!!
now we are still waiting for another part of peipei's tongue to drop out. since her tongue is much shorter now, she has to stick her whole tongue out to lap up water & she cant eat properly. :(
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